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'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'
Too much cilantro
'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'
"Why yes, I guess humiliation is a form of cruelty."
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
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'He's hearing impaired.'
"It keeps him from hitting on women."
Opening Of The Summer Games
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, time-shares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, ice cream, cone, cones, ice cream cone, summer games, junk, junk food, food, foodie, food lover, food lovers
'Sorry to bother you again. On the way home he stuck his head out the window.'
"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, party, cocktail party, conversation, conversational, conversational skills, conversation skills, cone, dog cone, vet cone, cone of shame, collar of shame, phone, cell phone, cell, mobile, mobile phone, phones, text, texting, phubbing, phubbed, polite, politeness, impolite, impoliteness, absurd, absurdity
Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'
Labrador for sale
Windy Day in the Park
Whistler's mother and dog
'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'
Tags:king, traffic, cone, traffic cone, traffic cones, obey, obeying, loyalty, enforcing, traffic jam, standstill, mobilization, mobilisation, immobilised, immobilized, mob, followers, royal subjects, kneel, bow down, knees, positions, road, humans, leader, speech, rebellion, rebellions, rebel, rebels, leaders, revolution, revolutions, uprising, uprisings
"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."
Tags:politician, politicians, cone, cones, cone collar, cone collars, collar of shame, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, issue, issues, campaign issue, campaign issues, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons
"I really appreciate this."
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"I have an enormous favor to ask you."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, favor, favors, favours, favour, asking a favor, asking a favours, kennel, kennels, dog kennel, dog kennels, cone, cones, dog cones, dog cone, flea collar, flea collars, friend in need, cone of shame, the cone of shame, recovery collar recovery collars, injury, injured, injuries, help, helping, good friends, good friend, close friends, close friend
'Won't heal if you keep scratching it.'
Syria's Assad has become an Icon of the far right in America
"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"
'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'