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"It keeps me from obsessing about my body."
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Cat tormenting a dog in a cone collar.
"I'm fine. She's just a prude."
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"It keeps him from hitting on women."
"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."
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Dog wearing cone collar tries to drink from toilet.
'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'
'Say when, sir.'
"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."
"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."
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'I wish I could scratch my ears.'
'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'
Cone Of Empathy
'I really should have paid more attention to the company's health care coverage options before I accepted a job here.'
Cat tries to trick a dog wearing a cone into drowning itself during a rain storm.
'So, you've been under the knife as well?'
'No need to shout.'
"The vet says it's only for a few days but in the meantime we can get 150 channels."
"The vet said it'll stop him scratching himself..."
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"Don't throw it away when you're done. Repurpose, like I did."
"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."
"At first, the cone was annoying, but now I have begun to get satellite radio."
"I'd like a beer with a straw please..."
"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"
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