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'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'
Too much cilantro
'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'
"Why yes, I guess humiliation is a form of cruelty."
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
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'He's hearing impaired.'
"It keeps him from hitting on women."
Opening Of The Summer Games
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, time-shares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, ice cream, cone, cones, ice cream cone, summer games, junk, junk food, food, foodie, food lover, food lovers
'Sorry to bother you again. On the way home he stuck his head out the window.'
Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'
"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."
Tags:politician, politicians, cone, cones, cone collar, cone collars, collar of shame, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, issue, issues, campaign issue, campaign issues, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons
'Won't heal if you keep scratching it.'
"I really appreciate this."
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"I have an enormous favor to ask you."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, favor, favors, favours, favour, asking a favor, asking a favours, kennel, kennels, dog kennel, dog kennels, cone, cones, dog cones, dog cone, flea collar, flea collars, friend in need, cone of shame, the cone of shame, recovery collar recovery collars, injury, injured, injuries, help, helping, good friends, good friend, close friends, close friend
'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'
"Extra sprinkles, please. Mr. Rutledge is our chief executive officer."
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Cone of Silence
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"I think that last cone was more than a warning."
'I'll be back tomorrow for the other twelve flavors.'
"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."
'A what Siamese?'
At home with the Cone family.