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The Statue Solution
"Should I free the gays, too?"
'I wonder who got the 'A' on that Civil War quiz?'
Oldest Living Confederate Widow continues to tell all...
'It's like today's 'left vs. right'.'
"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."
Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.
"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."
'I freed what?!!'
SOUTH CAROLINA SECEDES, 'See - I TOLD you that you couldn't fool all of the people all of the time!'
'The Confederacy is not big on testing String Theory, son. When you see a Yankee coming, just shoot the bastard!'
'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'
'Testing Superstring Theory is not a Confederate priority, son, When you see a Yankee coming, just shoot the bastard'