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Honk if you've committed a crime.
"He ain't heavy, Father. He's a noodle."
"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"
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Tags:roses are red, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, poem, poems, poetry, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, apology, apologies, sorry, regret, regrets, atone, excuse, excuses, confess, confessions, confession, repent, repentance, remorse, remorseful, terrible, bad, forgive, forgiveness, apologise, apologising, apologize, apologizing
"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."
Tags:library, libraries, librarian, librarians, personal library, personal libraries, private library, private libraries, book, bookworm, bookworms, reader, readers, reading, read, reads, bibliophile, bibliophiles, book lover, book lovers, confess, confession, confessions, good impression, good impressions, elitism, elitist, elitists
"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."
"I must confess I've noticed your stopping by for a drink, but I never dreamed you'd noticed me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, interest, interested, flirt, flirtatious, pick-up, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, lioness, watering hole, watering holes, pond, ponds, water, drink, drinks, drinking, confess, confession, confessions, notice, noticed, ask out
'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'
"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."
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"After you confess, can you fill out this survey to help us improve our interrogation methods?"
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"Bad news, chief. Those cowboys in accounting – they're singing."
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"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
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When Engineers Crack.
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"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
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The Man Who Exposed Himself
Tags:saving, savings, secret, secrets, expose, exposed, exposing, flasher, flashers, flashing, 401k, confession, confessions, personal, finance, personal finance, pension, pensions, budget, budgets, budgeting, budgetting, financial, money, save money, saving money, cash, confess, creep, creepy, scare, scared, fear, afraid
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
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'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'
Tags:crash, crashed, crashes, crashing, car crash, car crashes, fender bender, fender-bender, sleigh, sleighs, reindeer, reindeers, confession, confess, confessed, confessing, santa claus, santa, mrs claus, christmas, christmases, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm tired of being treated like a piece of meat.'
'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'
"I ate all the wrong things today."
'Turn yourself in? Look lady, confess all you want - there is no law against eating peanuts.'
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"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
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"I must confess, I'm starting to prefer basketball to baseball."
Tags:uncle sam, statue of liberty, lady liberty, liberty enlightening the world, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american symbol, american symbols, personification, sport, sports, baseball, basketball, preference, preferences, prefer, favourite, favourite, favouritism, favoritism, confess, confession, confessions, secret, secrets
"Edgar, I think it's time we told my husband about us."