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Honk if you've committed a crime.
'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'
'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'
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'I'm tired of being treated like a piece of meat.'
'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
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"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
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"The male in me finds you attractive."
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"Just two confessions. I sometimes harbored admiration for Richard Nixon, and I never found the Marx Brothers funny."
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"I'm sorry I peed in the soup."
"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."
'Just cut to the good stuff, my child.'
'Haffner, what's this I hear that you're a whistleblower?'
Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'
Confessions may be recorded for evaluation and training purposes.
Uncomfortably open Mike night.
'Okay! I did it! I robbed all those banks on the north end of town! Guilty as charged! Lock me up!'
"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."
'Thanks for telling me you eat too much fat, but it's not that kind of admissions.'
Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.
"Whoa! Way too much information."
'I think it's about time we tell him he was adopted.'
'I'll admit that I still live with my mother.'