Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Honk if you've committed a crime.
"He ain't heavy, Father. He's a noodle."
"Yes, I cut it down, and no, I have not regrets about it."
If the confessionals a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!!!"
"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."
Tags:library, libraries, librarian, librarians, personal library, personal libraries, private library, private libraries, book, bookworm, bookworms, reader, readers, reading, read, reads, bibliophile, bibliophiles, book lover, book lovers, confess, confession, confessions, good impression, good impressions, elitism, elitist, elitists
Tags:roses are red, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, poem, poems, poetry, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, apology, apologies, sorry, regret, regrets, atone, excuse, excuses, confess, confessions, confession, repent, repentance, remorse, remorseful, terrible, bad, forgive, forgiveness, apologise, apologising, apologize, apologizing
"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."
"In my ad, I lied about my age."
"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."
Tags:bagpipe player, bagpipe players, bagpipe, bagpipes, bagpiper, bagpipers, hobby, hobbies, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple married couples, marital problem, marital problems, musician, musicians, confession, confessions, annoying habit, annoying habits, irritating habit, irritating habits
"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, guilty, pleading guilty, guilt, coming clean, confessing, confession, confessions, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, social status, social class, elite, elites, elitism, sophisticated, high class, excuse, excuses
"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagreement, disagreements, conflict, conflicts, asleep, sleeping, dream, dreams, dreaming, talking in your sleep, trial, trials, on trial, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, your honor, your honour, washing the dishes, dishwashing, chore, chores, knife, knives, soaking, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, truth, honest, honesty, confession, confessions, admission, admissions, bed, beds, bedroom scene, bedroom scenes
"I must confess I've noticed your stopping by for a drink, but I never dreamed you'd noticed me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, interest, interested, flirt, flirtatious, pick-up, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, lioness, watering hole, watering holes, pond, ponds, water, drink, drinks, drinking, confess, confession, confessions, notice, noticed, ask out
'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'
Regular Confession and Express Booth.
"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."
Tags:deathbed, deathbeds, death bed, death beds, confess, confesses, confessing, confession, confessions, interrogate, interrogate, interrogating, interrogation, interrogations, homicide, homicides, homicide police, police, policemen, cop, cops, enhanced interrogation, criminal, criminals, tortures, abuse, abuses, abusing, abuser, abusers
"Yes, I've been unfaithful, Ellen, but It's a good kind of unfaithful."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, couple, couples, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, admission of guilt, admitting guilt, confessing, confession, confessions, excuse, excuses
"Honey, I cheated on you. Wow! That went much better than I thought it would."
"After you confess, can you fill out this survey to help us improve our interrogation methods?"
Tags:police, police officer, officer, officers, law enforcement, crimes, criminal, criminals, research, stereotypical, interrogate, interrogates, interrogation, interrogations, confess, confession, confessions, question, questions, questioning, subvert, subverted, subversion, survey, surveys, clash, whiplash, mood whiplash, mood swing, clashed, clashing, help, help us, help us improve, improved, improves, improvement, improvements, customer, customers, review, reviews, customer service, service, ironic, irony, ironically, modern life, modern world, criminal, criminals, crimes, consumer, consumerism
"Bad news, chief. Those cowboys in accounting – they're singing."
Tags:bad news, news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news, chief, chief exex, chief execs, boss, bosses, c.e.o., ceo, accounting, accoutnant, accountants, cowboy, cowboys, unprofessional, unprofessionals, fraudster, insult, insults, singing, sing, talking, talk, confessing, confess, confesses, confession, testifying, giving the game away, white collar crime, tax evasion, tax evader, fraud, embezzlement
"Call me shallow - I like 'Good night Moon.' "
Tags:guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, children's book, children's books, children's lit, children's literature, childrens lit, childrens literature, goodnight moon, classic, classics, shallow, confession, confessions, confessing, favorite book, favorite books, favourite book, favourite books, superficial, posture, postures, posturing, writer, writers, author, authors, pretentious, pretentiousness, popular fiction
How's my absolution! (800)-HAIL MARY
How Is Your Pain Today?
'I'm not going to lie to you Mr. Trumps, we've had a few setbacks on the new tower.'
Tags:jenga, game, games, tower, towers, construction zone, construction zones, building site, building sites, builder, builders, construction worker, construction workers, goal, goals, deadline, deadlines, confession, confessions, architecture, architect, architects, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
Tags:confession, confessional, confessionals, confessing, confess, church, churches, religion, religions, priest, priests, catholic, catholics, penance, penances, penitent, penitents, prayer, prayers, guilt, guilty, thank you, thanks, give thanks, appreciation, appreciate, customer service, customer services, conscience, consciences, confessional booth, confession booth, parish priest, parish priests