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If the confessionals a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!!!"
How's my absolution! (800)-HAIL MARY
"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
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"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."
"Memoir, Chapter 1. At times, I think I may have never fully gotten over the death of my parents..."
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"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."
Angel devil confessional.
"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."
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Confessions may be recorded for evaluation and training purposes.
"I lost all my Facebook friends after I asked them to lend me some money."
Tags:friends, money, bartender, bar, social media, facebook friend, facebook friends, social media follower, social media followers, loan, loans, loaning money, lend, lends, lending, bartenders, confessional, confessionals, confession, confessions, social outcast, social outcasts, outcast, outcasts, fundraise, fundraises, fundraising, crowdsource, crowdsources, crowdsourcing, crowd source, crowd sources, crowd sourcing, mankoff
"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'
'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'
Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'
"I used a stolen credit card."
"I put a whoopee cushion on my dentist's chair, pushed a cream pie in my therapist's face, sprayed seltzer water down my lawyer's pants, left banana peels on a dance floor, gave an exploding cigar to my father-in-law..."
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'We've put Father O'Brien in charge of minor sins.'
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"Forgive me, Big Al, for I've been involved in an accident."
"Bless me, Father, for I have wind."
Combination Voting Booth/Confessional.
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"You did what?! That's a mortal sin I haven't ever heard before!"
"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."
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