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If the confessionals a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!!!"
"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
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"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."
"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."
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"I lost all my Facebook friends after I asked them to lend me some money."
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"I used a stolen credit card."
"I put a whoopee cushion on my dentist's chair, pushed a cream pie in my therapist's face, sprayed seltzer water down my lawyer's pants, left banana peels on a dance floor, gave an exploding cigar to my father-in-law..."
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"Forgive me, Big Al, for I've been involved in an accident."
Combination Voting Booth/Confessional.
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"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."
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'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'
"Father, do you mind if my attorney sits in on my confession?"
"That's no confession, Mr Bond - nobody's 'licensed to sin'."
Confessional under new management.
"I see...and where was this carpet?"
Five sins or less...
"We always see a spike after April 15th."
"That 'Bless me, father' stuff doesn't cut it up here, pal.."
A woman doesn't realise she's speaking to a parrot in confessional.
"Don't worry, my son. Voting for that party was not a sin, just stupidity."
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Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'
'Bless me father for I have sinned, I lied about my pie crusts not having lard in them, 12 times, and I killed my daughter's Schnauzer.'
Fake priest in the confession booth.