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"You don't have a weak chin, dear. You have a confident overbite."
"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."
Advantage of Regular Exercise
Vending machine offers GET A GRIP $3.75.
"I'm using sticky notes to identify areas in my life that can be improved. This one says I need five bucks to buy more sticky notes."
"OK...I've worked all week on my self-confidence. So asking Smiley to the movies should be easy! C'mon Baldo, you can do it! Just concentrate...and it'll happen!"
"Dude, when I'm done with this book...I'll be able to ask any girl out on a date! Unless, you know, she has something better to do."
"When I was young, my father was very motivational."
"My New Year's resolution is to become a better person."
"He's been like that for hours."
"With my new confidence, I can finally say it...you wanna go to the movies tonight?"
"This says the quickest way to self-confidence is changing the questions to ask yourself. Instead of 'What happens if I fail?'...ask yourself 'What happens if I succeed?' Of course! That makes perfect sense! Wait...what if it doesn't work?"
'Note to Self: don't listen to me or anyone else, just be yourself.'