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'Look, It's not that I don't think he's mine, Sylvia. It's just that... Well, the doctor said I have a low-thread count.'
Data entry will make surgeries longer.
"You're confirmed for Sunday at 5:30 A.M. in your bed, sound asleep."
"I don't believe in affirmations. I believe in confirmations. The money you've paid me to be here confirms that I am awesome."
"You are now unsubscribed. You will received a weekly email confirming your unsubscription."
"I'm expecting easy confirmation."
'You've been working with computer software too long, Timpleton.'
Moment of Truth: 'Is there a doctor in the house?'
"What do you mean by 'depersonalization'?"
"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."
Crime report: Neil Gorsuch is handed a life sentence for possession of stolen property.
'I'm not really sure what it is but five or six thousand dollars of tests should help me figure it out.'
'These DNA results confirm what we suspected. There is only a 1-in-5 billion chance that you did not commit the foul.'
'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
'I'll say yes, but you still have to face my parent's confirmation hearing.'
'Help! My name is Arthur P. Croncton and I am not a lion!'