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'Look, It's not that I don't think he's mine, Sylvia. It's just that... Well, the doctor said I have a low-thread count.'
"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."
"BJ is aware of your concerns, but he's waiting until your facts agree with his idea of reality."
Crime report: Neil Gorsuch is handed a life sentence for possession of stolen property.
'These DNA results confirm what we suspected. There is only a 1-in-5 billion chance that you did not commit the foul.'
'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
"You have an anti-addiction...everyone just hates you!"
FRIENDLY BAR: Gently confirming your every opinion since 1957.
'Help! My name is Arthur P. Croncton and I am not a lion!'
'Get Hawkeye to check this.'