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Extra parts to confuse people.
Tonight's English as a second language class has been cancelled,
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'One letter at a time.'
'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'
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The Most Confusing Day of the Year For Penguins
"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"
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"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."
'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'
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"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."
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'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'
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Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.
"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."
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Viva Las Vegas.
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Having been lost in the play tubes for years, Ryan Bowman finally emerges.
Father's Day in the penguin world.
"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
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'...And it's as simple as that!'
'I told you your idea of wheels on a cart was unworkable.'
"Objection, Your Honor! The prosecution is combining dog years and people years in a callous and deliberate attempt to confuse the witness."
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'Always use your head, follow you heart and go with your gut feeling.'
A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.
"I regret that my poor choice of words caused some people to understand what I was saying."
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Man confusing man using statistics.