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Extra parts to confuse people.
'John this is where you should declare your undying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'
"Now that I think about it, he might have been holding a seven."
Tags:line up, line ups, line-up, line-ups, police line up, police line ups, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, bad memory, poor memories, forgetfulness, confused, confusion, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, police, cop, cops, wasting police time, detective, detectives, police investigation, police investigations
Tonight's English as a second language class has been cancelled,
Tags:english, england, language, languages, understand, understands, understanding, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, confuse, confuses, confused, confusion, wait, waits, waiting, student, students, foreign, second, cancel, cancelled, cancellation, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.
Skier looking at a sign with arrows pointing in different directions all reading "SNOW."
Tags:skier, skiers, skiing, ski, skis, sport, sports, winter, mountain, mountains, snow, direction, directions, lost, confused, sign, signs, signage, unhelpful, useless, obvious, route, routes, arrow, arrows, pointing, course, courses, path, paths, choice, choices, limited choices, decision, decisions, options, option, limited options
"This is Father's Day, not Father Issues Day."
"I knew he was lost the moment we left the water."
'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'
Tags:insect, insects, bug, bugs, cockroach, cockroaches, basketball, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, athletic trainer, athletic trainers, medic, medics, broken leg, broken legs, confuse, confuses, confused, confusion, first aid, first aiders, first aider, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'One letter at a time.'
"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."
Tags:trompe-l'oeil, trompe loeil, trompe l'oeil, realism, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, perspective illusion, perspective illusions, decoration, decorating, decorations, three dimensional, forced perspective, forced perspective, different perspective, different perspective, confused, confusing, confusion, therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis
"Surely, Nurse Greer, you must have had some suspicion Mr. Appleton was no longer here!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, gone, disappeared, escaped, suspicious, suspicions, suspicion, vanished, disappearance, disappearances, trick, tricks, trickery, ruse, ruses, scam, scams, confused, deception, deceptions, misleading
"Forward and backward, not up and down!"
Tags:child, children, kid, kids, boy, boys, girl, girls, play, playing, playground, playgrounds, park, parks, swing, swings, swinging, playset, playsets, play set, play set, playing outside, up, down, forward, backward, bounce, bouncing, doing it wrong, wrong way, confused, confusion, creative, creativity, innovation
Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate
How Grandma Sees the Remote
Tags:grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, remote, remote control, remote controls, technology, technological device, newfangled, newfangled technology, newfangled technologies, luddite, luddites, confused, confusion, fear, fears, fearful, old people, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens
"Some days I don't know If I'm coming or going."
"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."
"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."
"I'm more of a day owl."
The Most Confusing Day of the Year For Penguins
"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, mixed up, confused, confusion, upside down, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives
"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, flightless bird, flightless birds, penguin, penguins, antarctica, fish, fly, flying, swim, swimming, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, music, lyrics, confused, confusion, upsetting news, bad news, new information, quote, quotes, quoting, quotation, quotations
"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."
"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, host, hosts, second wife, second wives, author, authors, women discussing men, remarry, remarriage, bad author, bad authors, mix up, mixed up, confuse, confused, confusion, unsure, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, boring conversation, boring conversations
'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'
Tags:pirate, pirates, music, musics, download, downloads, downloading, downloaded, downloader, downloaders, mp3, mp3s, mp3 player, mp3 players, music player, music players, assume, assumes, assuming, assumed, assumption, assumptions, confuse, confused, confusing, confusion, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys