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Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
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"You might want to review the chapter on unconditional love."
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"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday."
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Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy
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"Hey, and I hear congrats are in order for earning 'Super Elite' status in elevator miles!"
"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."
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"Will you be our surrogate?"
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"Our next award is for spectacular failure."
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'Cheers Rex. Heaven knows you chased it for long enough.'
Congratulations for male runner
Funeral - congratulations 1000th customer!
'Congratulations, your career just peaked.'
"Thanks, it's the ninth designer cushion I've shoplifted this week..."
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"What do you mean which one? They're all yours, sir. Congratulations."
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