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Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
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At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.
'I'd like to congratulate Jenkins for making pard'ner.'
Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy
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"I'd like to congratulate you on dying with dignity."
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Caution: High-five area.
"We've come to spoil the broth."
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"Job! I hear you've got a book out!"
Tags:bible, biblical, job, book of job, christian, christianity, christians, writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, old testament, the old testament, suffering, modern times, modern attitudes, modern life, greeting, greetings, congratulate, congratulations, congratulating, achievement, achievements
"We couldn't help hearing!"
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"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"
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'Do you have any 'Congratulations on Your Presidential Pardon's' cards?'
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was.'
"Congratulations, Estes. You're not as dumb as I thought you were."
Congratulations on your PhD.
Bad Memory Cards
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"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"
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Ted suddenly realized the importance of 'looking out for number one.'
'... Good trial!... Good trial!... good trial!... Good trial!...'
'Cheers Rex. Heaven knows you chased it for long enough.'
Congratulations on your promotion.
The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.
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