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Caution: High-five area.
'Do you have any 'Congratulations on Your Presidential Pardon's' cards?'
"Congratulations, Estes. You're not as dumb as I thought you were."
Congratulations on your PhD.
Bad Memory Cards
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"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"
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Congratulations on your promotion.
The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.
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'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'
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'Congratulations! You've made partner!'
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Heckler of the month.
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'It's official! Guinness just declared you the record-holder for jugging seven chain saws!'
'We'll go to lunch after I congratulate the winners of our company fitness program.'
"Everybody, this is Scott...my management trainee."
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Not another pat on the back please. I can't afford the hospital bills.
'Dear, if he was going to congratulate you for finding an error in the grocery store scanner, Ralph Nader would have called by now.'
CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.
'Congratulations on a hard-fought campaign!'
Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!
"Congratulations on your Pulitzer. Now, let's revisit the university's contract offer."
'Congratulations, Deb. I see you have a bum in the oven.'
'Congratulations dear, you're the sickest looking one on the whole floor.'
'Fantastic - you've just hit a puff ball about 200 yards!'