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'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'
At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.
'I'd like to congratulate Jenkins for making pard'ner.'
"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"
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"I'd like to congratulate you on dying with dignity."
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Caution: High-five area.
"Job! I hear you've got a book out!"
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"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"
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'Do you have any 'Congratulations on Your Presidential Pardon's' cards?'
"Masterly presentation, R.B. Pure theatre."
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'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was.'
"Congratulations, you got the mortgage—now how about piggy-backing a home equity loan on top of it?"
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Bad Memory Cards
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"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"
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"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."
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'... Good trial!... Good trial!... good trial!... Good trial!...'
Congratulations on your promotion.
The class of 2008 in 2068.
'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'
Executive Washroom - "It must feel wonderful - I've never been headhunted."
'Miss Stevens, I'm not to be disturbed. I'm indulging in a period of self-congratulation.'
"Everybody, this is Scott...my management trainee."
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Congratulations on your retirement.
'Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your sudden promotion.'