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"Congratulations! It's a Beanie Baby."
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"Congratulations. We verbed three new words this week."
A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office
Tags:tokyo, japan, region, regions, regional, traditional, tradition, traditional furniture, furniture, new, new office, new desk, new job, new career, congratulations, desk, floor, seat, seated, seating, sit, sitting, uncomfortable, unusual, change, changing, transfer, transfers, transferred, transferring, relocate, relocation, relocating, work, working world, modern world, office life, office drone, office drones
Tags:congratulations, wedding, weddings, marriage, marriages, confetti, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, bridesmaid, bridesmaids, jealous, jealous, sarcasm, sarcastic, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, bad relationship, bad relationships, envy, envious
"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"
Tags:whiff, whiffs, homer, homers, home run, home runs, baseball jargon, baseball match, baseball matches, baseball game, baseball games, baseball player, baseball players, teammate, teammates, team mate, team mates, congratulation, congratulations, commiseration, commiserations, strike out, striking out, strikes out, struck out
"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"
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'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'
"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."
Tags:father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new dad, new dad, new parent, new parents, congratulations, parenting, parental, parenthood, school, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergartener, kindergarteners, overshare, overshares, oversharer, oversharing, sharing, share, tmi, too much information, something to share, talk, talking, chatter, chattering, chatty, precocious, precocious, annoying, annoy, irritating, teacher, teachers, teaching
"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"
Tags:businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, corporate environment, greedy, greediness, corporate greed, corporate greeds, congratulation, congratulations, well done, well-done, eventide, job, jobs, good job, career, careers, career path, career paths, appreciation, self confidence, self-confidence, self-esteem, self esteem
'Do you have any 'Congratulations on your I.P.O.' cards?'
"Congratulations! Now you get to eat bugs!"
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"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"
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Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
Tags:telekinesis, telekinetic, psychic, psychics, psychic power, psychic powers, supernatural, super natural, graduate, graduation, congrats, congratulate, congratulations, college, college grad, grad school, university, university, cap, cap and gown, throw the cap, in the air, air, floating, float, floats, visual gag, image gag, visual joke, play on words, word play, word-play, medium, graduation day, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies
"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."
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At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.
"You might want to review the chapter on unconditional love."
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'Congratulations. You're the father of two tax exemptions.'
"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday."
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'I'd like to congratulate Jenkins for making pard'ner.'
Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy
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"You were an accident."
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'Congratulations! You have been chosen...'
"I wanted to give you a rose for every year you've lived, but it was impossible to get that many roses. Happy birthday dear!"
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Pilot with champagne.