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"Mr. Speaker, will the gentleman from Small Firearms yield the floor to the gentleman from the Big Tobacco?"
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"Your constant cries to cut the pork sadden me, Senator."
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"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."
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"Raising the minimum wage is a no-brainer, so why can't a spineless Congress do it."
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'You talked about 'Fannie Mae' in your sleep again!'
'Do you promise to tell the truth while doing your best to be misleading and evasive?'
"On the advice of counsel, Senator, I'd like to sing 'The Star-Spangled Banner.' "
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Not even a congressional investigation could get to the bottom of why the chicken crossed the road.
'Today a congressional committee held an inquiry on 'why pro-American rioting never breaks out'.'
'Showing Grandma the edge doesn't solve anything, but it gives us both an exciting day.'
'The complexity and character of this wine is outstanding!'
Sorting Papers Into One Of Two Baskets: 'Waffle' and 'Pander'
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"Trump's addressing Congress."
'Say. . . aren't you the congressperson who headed the government audit of the IRS?'
'Would you like $1 to go to the 'Congressional Boondoggle fund'?'
"The press calls it 'congressional stalemate,' I call it my comfort zone."
'I've developed a new cable for congressional press conferences. I call it fibber optics.'
Indicted, yes, convicted, NO! . . . Re-elect Congressman George Yomp!
Congressional Restroom: Legislators must wash hands.
Congressional Cafeteria, Today's Special: Boiled Frogs.
Senator Yomp forces himself to seek re-election!
Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....
'Debt ceilings limit congress' free-spending ways ... But they keep raising the ceilings!'
Real Congressional reform's a must.....
'We interrupt this Congressional scandal to bring you the following White House scandal....'