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'I'm sorry, Ms. Pelosi. You'll have to pass it so we can find out what's in it.'
"You were filibustering in your sleep again."
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Wall Street pulls Congress's string.
"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."
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"Mr. Speaker, will the gentleman from Small Firearms yield the floor to the gentleman from the Big Tobacco?"
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"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."
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"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
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'Of course they argue about petty things and make stupid decisions. That's why I say Congress should be a TV reality show.'
"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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Congress in Session. Business as Usual.
Your government 'representatives'
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Michele Bachmann calls it quits.
"I'm so happy-she called me by my first name!"
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'Ta-Da!...And they call us a do nothing Congress...'
'We're going to need to reform your entitlement.'
'Get back on this ship at once. You useless bums!'
"No wife of mine is going to work! Why don't you run for congress instead?"
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"We couldn't get a Quorum again - everyone is at fundraisers."
"It's easy being a congressman once you let go of your grip of reality."
'This job reminds me of being in therapy - all talk and no action.'
Congress Some Assembly Required
'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'
"Government shoul be more transparent, but not to the point people know who's to blame."
"I forget -- am I your crony, or are you my crony?"