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Manifest Destiny for Accountants
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"Here comes the really hard part!"
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"Now, if I could just conquer my fear of spiders..."
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A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back
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'We don't know anything about land ownership. Help yourself.'
A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'
'Hi, there... you're all under arrest.'
"They were good people, but they were wrong."
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"Honey, we need to decide if we're going to add on or conquer a bigger castle."
"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."
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'I think you should conquer Switzerland now, before interest rates go up any higher.'
'We already have quite a few people who know how to divide, so essentially we're now looking for people who know how to conquer.'
'Remember our strategy. You divide, I'll conquer.'
"He came to conquer the planet, but first he wants to get his feet wet by serving on a school board."
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It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.
I came, I saw, I partied!
'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'
'This flag cost me thirty bucks. You're nuts if you thought I was going to leave it at the top of that mountain!'
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Attila the hung over.
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"Good evening, gentlemen. Looting and pillaging for three persons?"
"Why can't we invade some place I've at least HEARD of, like France?"
"I stopped eating beef years ago"
1927: Edmund Hillary conkers Everett.
'With my technical expertise, I could conquer the world!' - 'Do you and your little friend want some cookies?'