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Manifest Destiny for Accountants
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"Here comes the really hard part!"
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A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back
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'We don't know anything about land ownership. Help yourself.'
A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'
'Hi, there... you're all under arrest.'
"They were good people, but they were wrong."
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"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."
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"Nobody told me that world domination could be so complicated."
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'We already have quite a few people who know how to divide, so essentially we're now looking for people who know how to conquer.'
"General Varus's compliments. Which way to Teutoburger Wald?"
It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.
'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'
I came, I saw, I partied!
'This flag cost me thirty bucks. You're nuts if you thought I was going to leave it at the top of that mountain!'
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Attila the hung over.
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"Why can't we invade some place I've at least HEARD of, like France?"
1927: Edmund Hillary conkers Everett.
'On the bright side, I've conquered my fear of failure.'
'I hate to nag, but shouldn't you be conquering something for our retirement?'
'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'
'Conquer the known world and, er...that's it.'
'Pass the word around. My people can make me very happy this Christmas by conquering a wealthy country for my Christmas present.'