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'Tonight, an in-depth look at what each of us can do to help conserve electricity.'
'Good news! Our lobbyist got us on the endangered species list.'
"I'm sorry, Senator, it's some more of those crackpot conservationists."
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'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'
"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."
Tags:sabbatical, sabbaticals, break, breaks, take a break, takes a break, taking a break, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, humankind, mankind, human, humans, climate change, global warming, environmental catastrophe, environmental catastrophes, global catastrophe, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, disaster, disasters, unhealthy, conservation, conservationist, conservationists, environmentalist, environmentalism, environmentalists, recover, recovers, recovery, recovery period, recovery periods, lie fallow, lay fallow, lying fallow, recharge, recharges, recharging
"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."
Tags:artificial reef, artificial reefs, fish, fishes, atlantic, last will and testimony, funeral, funerals, mourner, mourners, mourning, reef, reefs, conservationist, marine conservation, marine conservationist, marine conservationists, marine life, sea life, ocean life, funeral service, funeral services, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, life goal, life goals
Tags:parrot, parrots, pet parrot, pet parrots, pet, pets, perch, perches, birdcage, birdcages, dependant, dependency, domesticated, domestication, forest, forests, endangered, endangered species, green issues, conservation, animal conservation, conservationist, conservationists, bird feed, bird feeder, bird feeders, out of place
"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."
Tags:wetland, wetlands, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, duck, ducks, passion, passions, date, dates, conservationist, conservationists, wildlife, natural habitat, natural habitats, bad date, bad dates, incompatible, first date, first dates, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, wildfowl
The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.
Tags:jacques cousteau, beach, beaches, oceanographer, oceanographers, oceanography, marine biologist, marine biologists, marine biology, interest, interests, career path, career paths, conservationist, conservationists, documentarian, documentarians, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, scientist, scientists
Save the Whales/Free Radicals!!
'Actually, the entire department was scheduled to be shut down until Bill, our resident genius, saved all our jobs by figuring out a way to get us designated as a protected wetland!'
'OK, that's five votes in favor of saving the historic old hotel, and one vote for stomping it to bits and eating everyone inside!'
'My teacher photocopied articles about saving endangered trees in the rain forest. If you ask me, I think she's destroying them.'
"If I were a goddam blue whale, I'll bet you'd fork over fast enough."
Tags:conservationist, conservationists, activist, activists, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, vagrant, vagrants, beggar, beggars, begging, poverty, charity, charities, charity case, charity cases, bum, bums, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists
"Better imaginary than extinct."
Tags:imaginary, imagination, imaginary creature, imaginary creatures, fantasy animal, fantasy animals, unicorn, unicorns, rhino, rhinos, white rhino, the white rhino, extinct, extinction, endangered animal, endangered animals, come back, come-back, come backs, come-backs, retort, retorts, insult, insults, exchanging insults, conservationist, conservationists, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism
Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.
Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities
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"There's been a massive ink spill!"
An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean
Endangered Feces Act
Tags:donald trump, environmental protection act, endangered species act, animal rights, conservationist, conservationists, environmentalist, environmentalists, trump presidency, president trump, trump policy, trump policies, u.s. politics, american politics, global extinction crisis, wildlife protection, wildlife protections, environmental crisis, environmental crises
"Most of what we put in here is extinct now."
Tags:witch, witches, hubble bubble, witchs cauldron, witchs cauldron, extinct, extinction, mass extinction, extinction crisis, enviromental issues, environmental disaster, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, wildlife conservation, conservation, conservationist, conservationists, newt, eye of newt, newts, frogs, frog, toe of frog
"I knew this would happen if those damned conservationists had their way!"
Tags:conservation, conservationist, conservationists, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, animal, animals, animal rights, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, animal rights activism, backfire, backfires, fear, fears, suspicion, suspicions, paranoid, paranoia, paranoiac, take over, takes over, taking over, revolution, revolutions, revolutionary, revolutionaries, overthrow, overthrows, overthrowing, oppressed, oppressor, oppressors, oppressing, vegan, vegans, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism
The wolf pack had nursed him back to health and as much as it hurt, they knew it was time to release Puddles back into the suburbs.
"Better imaginary than extinct."
'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'
Tags:lion, endangered species, lions, lioness, lionesses, endangered animal, endangered animals, conservation, conservationist, conservationists, lion pack, lion packs, pride, prides, lion pride, lion prides, big cat, big cats, environmental concerns, lazy, laziness, lazy man, lazy men, reproduction