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The Last Flower
Tags:flower, flowers, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, nature, nature lover, nature lovers, communing with nature, pollution, pollute, pollutes, polluting, natural world, natural worlds, conservation, conserve, conserves, conserving, wildflower, wildflowers, botany, botanist, botanists, biology, biologist, biologists
"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
Tags:green, green lifestyle, green lifestyles, green energy, conserve, conserves, conserving, conservation, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, execution, executions, hit, hits, mafia, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mobster, mobsters, mob, organized crime, organised crime, responsibility, recycle, recycles, recycling, conscientious, conscientiousness, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings
'It's a program on conserving energy.'
"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"
Tags:music, concert, musician, performance, tour, concert tour, air guitar, guitar, musical instrument, invisible guitar, absurd, absurdism, absurdist, absurdists, air guitars, air guitarist, air guitarists, smash, smashes, smashing, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, musician, musicians, musical instruments, perform, performs, reuse, reusing, conserve, conserves, conserving
"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."
"Conserving water is a huge issue that we all need to address! If anyone calls tell them I'll be back in 30 minutes after my shower."
Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...
"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."
Tags:halloween, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, new energy, green energy, new forms of energy, climate change, climate change solution, climate change solutions, global warming, global warming solution, global warming solutions, problem-solving, problem solving, problem-solver, problem-solvers, problem solver, problem solvers, offset, offsets, oil, coal, gas, electric, electrical, conservation, conserve, conserves, conserving, electricity, alternative energy, halloween candy
'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'
"I understand it all started with tranquilliser darts."
"Earth hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark."
"If you drink up, there will be plenty more where that came from."
Tags:water, hydrate, hydration, hydrates, conserve, conserving, conserves, conservation, recycle, recycles, recycling, recycled, health, pure, clean, storage, environment, drought, drink, drinks, recycled water, reclaimed water, water reclamation, toilet to the tap, drought, droughts, drought ready, drought readiness
'Excuse me sir, are you interested in saving the planet? '
'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'
Tags:run, runs, running, runner, runners, athlete, athletes, athletics, slipstream, slipstreams, slipstreamed, conserve, conserving, conservation, tire, tires, tired, tiring, draft, drafts, drafting, rest, rests, resting, rested, save, saves, saving, saved, float, floats, floating, floated, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I'm conserving my strength for the most important meeting of the day - Happy Hour."
"That's his way of saving energy. He never turns it on."
'No, we don't have to volunteer for the Odd/Even Day No Drive To Conserve Gas Campaign.'
"Isn't that the chap we put in charge of the 'energy conservation'?"
"Am I to assume that you're fairly new to the conservation game?"
'All in favour of conserving petrol, raise your right foot.'
"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."
Recycled Holy Water.
'On the plus side no one is better at conserving energy.'
Senator Jones was given a Ticker-tape Parade for Passing the Paper Conservation Act
"I miss incandescent. They weren't very energy efficient – but neither am I."
Tags:saving energy, energy efficient, conserving, climate change, aging, led bulbs, incandescent, nostalgic, good old days, wasting energy, retail, home improvement, lighting, hardware store, shopping, sales, customer service, environmental issues, environmentalist, environmentalists, global warming, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light-bulb, light-bulbs, energy efficient, energy efficiency