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"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."
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'Sure the grades are bad, but on the bright side I'm achieving consistency in my academic brand.'
'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'
'A Mr. Consistency, Hobgoblin of Mediocre Minds, is here to see you. He doesn't have an appointment.'
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'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'
'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'
"I'm a street artist."
'Granted, he's a bad shot, but you have to agree he's consistant...'
'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'
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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."
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'Consistency, Bobby, consistency!'
"They tell me I have a firm consistency and a mild flavor. How about you?"
A train says 'Delays' while the board says 'On Time'
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Left and Right: Please be consistent.
"Your consistency has been very impressive...100% wrong 100% of the time."
"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."
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Consistency is the Key to Rationing Resources.
FLu jabs delayed for third year running...'GP's are always saying they want more consistency, less change...So we haven't changed ANYTHING for three years!'
"I know my grades are straight 'Cs,' but don't I get some credit for consistency?"
"At least you always know exactly where you are with Fred, he ALWAYS lets you down!"
'Well, at least a daily error rate of 97.8% is a kind of consistency.'
'We'll tell the stockholders that consistancy is the hallmark of the corporation.'
'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'
Flu jabs delayed for third year running...GP's are always saying they want more consistency,less change...So we haven't changed ANYTHING for three years!