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"If it's any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite."
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"It's a settlement check for $8.23. Apparently we're members of a class that suffered irreparable economic loss and severe emotional distress."
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'If it's any consolation, our lack of business innovation will be the subject of analysis in some of the finest M.B.A. programs in the country.'
Man carrying a box of his stuff and a balloon that says "Just Fired"
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"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."
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"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
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"Ninety-five percent of you is still fuzzy wuzzy."
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"My broker jumped out a window, but that's small consolation."
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"My one consolation is I must have been some big shot to lose all that money."
"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."
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"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."
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"Anyone who isn't specifically named in the will still receives one of these valuable gift bags."
'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the anthropologist!'
"And as part of your severance package you can choose either a jar of my homemade salsa or some of my Texas-style barbecue sauce."
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"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."
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"My brain could kick her brain's butt."
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On The Plus Side.
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'But we can console ourselves that money is the root of all evil.'
"Oh, that sounds awful. I can only imagine how you must be feeling."
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'Well, yes, son, technically they are right when they call you a 'heel'. But remember, it's not who you are on the outside, it's what you taste like on the inside.'
'Modern women: part nurturer, part healer, part seeker of clues.'
'AACK!! Too much information!'
"There's one consolation - he went down with his portfolio."
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"Sorry about that transporter mishap, but you'll be happy to know your luggage arrived just fine."
'We're sorry for your loss. but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'