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"You're sad about the wrong things, Albert."
Tags:sad, sadness, depression, depressed, depress, depressing, unhappy, unhappiness, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, consoling, sympathetic ear, sympathetic ears, sympathising, sympathizing, sensitive, sensitivity, sensitiveness, mental health, mental state
"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."
"Ninety-five percent of you is still fuzzy wuzzy."
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"Cheer up, dear. He and Nancy are going to have a perfectly lovely life out in Bel Air."
"Don't worry Liz, this is a big city – you'll meet another idiot."
"I got into a fight with Emily over what colour to make our friendship bracelets."
"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."
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'Ah, here it is- section three, paragraph two: ‘console, but don't cuddle'.'
"I know what you're facing. My Ted was previously owned, too."
Tags:remarriage, second marriage, second marriages, husband, husbands, husband and wife, husbands and wives, second wife, console, consoling, control, controlling, domineering, dominating, taking charge, gender issue, gender issues, marriages, couples, couple, pre-owned, preowned, second hand, second-hand, preloved, pre-loved, previously owned, property, personal property
"It' always tough when you lose someone."
"They're just late-night talk shows, honey. It's not a real war."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, entertainment, late night, late night show, talk show, talk shows, tv, tvs, television, televisions, show, shows, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, comfort, comforting, consoling, war, wars, fight, fights, fighting, stress, stressed, anxious, anxiety
Owner of a lonely tart.
'Well, yes, son, technically they are right when they call you a 'heel'. But remember, it's not who you are on the outside, it's what you taste like on the inside.'
'Modern women: part nurturer, part healer, part seeker of clues.'
'AACK!! Too much information!'
"He's in a better place now-no offense to Buffalo."
'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'
'I switched from tarot cards to a computer years ago.'
"We're so sorry for your floss."
'I'm sorry your love seat project failed but at least it makes a romantic fire.'
'He's consoling his debts.'
'My opponent called me a 'terrible liar.''
Shoulder to cry on - 50p only
"Well, if you hear noises, pretend it's the ghost of your great-great-abuelita Salma roaming the house to keep watch over us."
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Somebody needs a hug.