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When Engineers Crack.
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'Reporting another metal theft, Sarge.'
"I see you're admiring my Constable over the fireplace..."
"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"
Good cop, Bad cop, Not much cop.
'I just wish he'd pound the beat somewhere else...'
'. . . Bessie, you will have to sit this one out, because, well you're a cow.'
'What have we got here Constable Heart?'
'There is indeed icing missing...and our suspect has a very rough tongue.'
'Yes Rapunzel, we do have a warrant. So let down your hair, or we're coming in the hard way!'
Hair Spray / CS Gas.
'You're drinking TEA?! O'Grady, you're a disgrace to the uniform!'
"Constable, did you check he was dead first?"
'I've done it, Sarge - I've nicked Smelly Bates!'
When police 'sniffer dogs' go bad.
"I'm sorry madam, but as a police officer I'm unable to reupholster your settee."
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There are no accidents. At least, that's what Constable Bob believed. Too much paperwork.
After a spate of garden-shed burglaries,,, Constable Smedling finally apprehended the culprit
'I want to be them!'
'Here comes the bill.'
This is not a Constable, but more than likely the work of his son, Charles.
'This is the best I could come up with.'
'You were right inspector: The killer seems to have come back to the scene of the crime!'
'Nobody likes a dirty cop, Mackay!'