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"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."
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'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'
"You know, if she weren't part of a well-regulated militia I'd be a little nervous."
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'Sorry fellas can we do this tomorrow I have left my glasses in Warwick.'
"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"
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"They're keeping me from practicing my religion. I'm a sun-worshipper."
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. . . plus Health Care.
"But I might need time off to grab my gun and rush home to defend my family."
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"This can't be constitutional."
"Call it 'legislating from the bench,' if you will, but on this occasion I should like to repeal the First Amendment."
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'The N.R.A's Written Test for A Gun License.'
Let States Decide Who Gets To Vote!
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Bureau of Missing Constitutional Rights.
"Here we have the ultimate in civilized weaponry - a gun that refuses to fire except in the hands of a duly accredited member of a well-regulated militia."
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The Good Guy's Gun Shop
Sue the Author 3PM
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"The government is comin' to take away our freedom. Barricade yourself inside, Marge, and stay there 'til I tell you."
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Freedom of Speech: $2.50 per minute.
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
"You there...comrade...turn in your guns and report for re-education."
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'Whoops. . . dropped some of your manhood, buddy.'
'They just need a little tweaking and updating...like the first one...people abuse it, so I'm changing it to the right for everyone to shut up around me.'