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'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'
'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'
'You can take this guy, Billy. I've seen him wrestle, and he's got, like, no moves...'
Snake offering 'Free squeezes'.
'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'
'What seems to be the trouble?'
'I say, nice grunting Walters! Now try a baboon!'
'I say we shouldn't have bought one until we knew what to feed it; where are the pups?'
'Don't tell me - you ate the dog.'
'Why, you're right! His eyes are bulging!...
'You need to unwind.'
'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'
If a snake goes to bite you... bite it back!
Snake -charmer's convention
'He won't hurt you, he's only being friendly.'
'I thought I asked you to watch its head!?'
'Sid, are we poisonous?... Only I've just bitten my tongue!'
'In just four days it's taken three and a half inches off my waistline.'
'It's a lovely embrace Darling, but please, don't squeeze me so tightly...'
A planet like ours - "Nope, I'm squeezing as hard as I can, that is one stuck pig."
"Hi Jeff - I'd like you to meet my latest squeeze..."
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"Hi there Mr. Fosdike - It's been a long time...! How's that lovely wife of yours..?"