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"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."
'My plan is to build a sandcastle here, but right now I'm working on the financing.'
If your senator had clout, this would be a $50,000,000 construction project, instead of a $5,000,000 one!
'I got a government grant to convert it back into a workhouse for the unemployed.'
"To be honest, the hardest part was the ISO certification."
"My contractor told me Rome would only take a day."
"If your community allows us to build our damn we'll provide free wifi for the whole forest."
"This submission is from a New York firm of architects."
"Sorry, but I can't make any promises on any wishes that have anything to do with the government."
"I've seen iceberg proposals for garages, swimming pools and cinemas...but a nine hole golf course?"
"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."
'If 40 Amish farmers can build a barn in 8 hours, then 120 of them can do it in 15 minutes.'
'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'
'Hey,this is better than gnawing on trees all day.'
"Looks like housing starts are up."
Ribbon Cutting Ceremony