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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
"It's not our policy to disclose details of a future operation."
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Telephone consultations worked but maybe TEXT consultations were a step too far...Does anyone recognise 'fngx stre pink' as a symptom?.
'We have one hunter and one gatherer... Everyone else is a consultant.'
'These are some great solutions we've come up with, Ed. See if we have any problems they'll solve.'
"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."
Tags:waiting room, waiting rooms, reception, receptions, receptionist, receptionists, suffer fools gladly, suffering fools gladly, lobby, lobbies, wait, waiting, appointment, appointments, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, st paul, saint paul, shakespeare, business meeting, business meetings, business proposal, business proposals, business executive, business executives, interview, interviews, invite, invitation, invitations, consult, consultation, consultation
'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'
Group discount therapy.
"Your health crisis continues to unfold."
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"'The Donald' wants to refine his message, so he's brought in some consultants."
Tags:donald trump, the donald, trump, gop, republican, republican party, campaign, campaigns, campaign consultant, campaign consultants, consulting, consultant, consultants, consult, election campaign, election campaigns, adolf hitler, adolph hitler, hate, hate speech, racism, racist message, racist messages, hate speech, the wages of sin, wages of sin
'I'm looking for a kinder word than nose-dive.'
'I wouldn't recommend you two merging, unless you believe that mating two turkeys will produce a butterfly.'
Future MBA - 'We weren't cheating. We were consulting.'
"The time management consultant rang to say he's running late!"
Tags:time management, manage time, manages time, managing time, consultant, consultants, expert, experts, expertise, late, run late, runs late, running late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality, consult, consults, consulting, life coach, life coaches, coach, coaches, coaching, life coaching, irony, ironic, business consultant, business consultants
'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'
'We've broken your list into eighty-four subgroups. Our work here is done.'
"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."
Biologists often consult with microbiologists.
"They told me to consult with a doctor before beginning an exercise program."
Tags:doctor, doctors, consult, consultation, consultations, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, idiot, idiots, incompetent
"If I'm not re-elected, I'll go back to my consulting business. I advise members of congress on how to be re-elected."
Tags:re-election, reelection, consult, consults, consultant, consultants, expert, experts, expertise, re-elected, reelection campaign, reelection campaigns, campaign consultant, campaign consultants, consultant, consultants, consulting firm, consulting firms, corruption, politician, politicians, representative, representatives, congress, us congress, united states congress
Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.
'If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer
"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."
"Your test results were quite encouraging, however the results give you slightly less than three months to live."
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'Can I call you back? I'm just about to break bad news.'
Tags:news, break, breaking, bad news, diagnosis, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, communication, skill, sympathy, detachment, detached, empathy, gp, surgery, health, healthcare, nhs, consult, consultation, consultant, decorum, patient confidentiality, unprofessional, test, biopsy, result, results, disease, illness