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"It's not a mascot! It's not a mascot!"
"That's a good boy! -- Now, are you taking your vitamins?"
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, owner, owners, dog owner, dog owners, medical exam, medical exams, medical examination, medical examinations, health check, health checks, check-up, check-ups, vitamin, vitamins, take, takes, taking, consume, consumes, consumed, supplement, supplements, good boy, there's a good boy, petting, petted, healthcare professional, healthcare professionals, patronise, patronises, patronising, patronize, patronizes, patronizing
I love it!
"Don't you worry, Mr. Kiernan—we'll have you out of there in no time!"
Tags:zoo, zoos, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, snake, snakes, giant snake, giant snakes, anaconda, anacondas, eat, eats, eaten, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, reptile, reptiles, reptile house, reptile houses, herpetologist, herpetologists, herpetology, save, saves, saving, consumed, eaten up
"Just as I thought no off button!"
"That was the best cadaver I ever ate."
Tags:cadaver, cadavers, body, bodies, human, humans, human body, human bodies, vulture, vultures, eat, eats, eating, finish, finished, finish off, finished off, consume, consumes, consumed, consuming, satisfied, satisfy, satisfaction, satisfactions, favorite, favourites, favorites, favourite, best, the best
"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."
Tags:bitcoin, bitcoins, mine, mining, mines, mined, cryptocurrency, blockchain, climate change, climate changing, global warming, carbon emission, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, power consumption, power consumptions, consuming, consumed, consumes, consume, money, money making, bill, bills, power bills, power bill, electricity bill
'... Fantasy sports leagues consumed my life: football, hoops, baseball...'
Tags:fantasy sport league, fantasy football, fantasy, league, leagues, season, seasons, tournament, fantasy baseball, habit, habits, over the top, consumed, consume, consuming, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, counseling, counsel, therapy, basketball, hoops, baseball, base ball, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I'm not a consumer. I'm a provider.'
'Stocks rose on news that high unemployment is increasing consumption of booze, cigarettes, and fees for divorce counseling, therapy, and bankruptcies.'
'We need to maintain our credibility so we can lie to the consumer.'
'Don, are we interested in a consumee's protection plan?'
The national surveyor of consumer confidence is a smiley.
'I see you go to lots of car boot sales.'
"No, it was bad for you last week. This week it's a super food."
Tags:super food, lard, eat, eats, eating, ate, changing opinions, opinion, opinions, lifestyle, diet, diets, fashion, trends, trend, unhealthy, consume, consumption, consume, consumes, consumed, consumptions, medical, health, couple, couples, bad, good, week, weeks, dietician, dieticians, nutritionist, nutritionists
"No, my dog didn't eat my homework. I did!"
Tags:school, schools, teacher, teachers, student, students, pupil, pupils, homework, dog, dogs, eat, eats, eating, excuse, excuses, heard it before, wrong, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, shout, shouts, yell, yells, yell back, rude, unheard of, shock, shocked, shocking, consume, consumed, consuming, hand in, handing in, forgot, forgets, forgotten