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'I've never lost a patient yet. This is my first operation.'
'I tried to slam a revolving door.'
'So you were on your rowing machine, and then...?'
'You're not thinking of leaving, are you?.'
'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'
'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'
'Sorry we couldn't find you a private ward.'
'What are you looking at?' - 'Nothing, I'm trying to swallow my pills.'
'Yes, I can certainly recommend these anti-depressant pills.'
'How did the operation go last night?'
'Surgeon's rule number one. Never say oops.'
'At least now you can help out with the staff shortage.'
'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'