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"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."
Tags:psychic, psychics, fortune teller, fortune tellers, crystal ball, crystal balls, clairvoyant, clairvoyance, spirit, spirits, spiritual, spiritualism, wife, wives, widow, widows, husband, husbands, contact, contacts, contacting, dead, death, the beyond, communicate, communicates, communicating, communication, googles, search, searches, searching, research, researches, researching
"He's away attending to a personal matter, but he did leave a number where he can't be reached."
Tags:personal matter, personal matters, secretary, secretaries, away message, away messages, personal phone, personal phone number, personal phone numbers, out of office, out of office message, out of office messages, office assistant, office assistants, executive, executives, number, numbers, contact, contacts, contacting
"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."
Tags:street vendor, street vendors, directory, directories, phone directory, phone directories, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, early mobile, early mobiles, old mobile, old mobiles, old technology, old technologies, outdated technology, outdated technologies, street seller, street sellers, convenience, convenient, contact, contacts, contacting, telephone book, telephone books, cellular phone, cellular phones, impractical, impracticality
Dear Dad. Turn on your cell phone.
'Are you serious?! Your parents took away all your phone and internet privileges?'
'...and they never write or visit!'
Tags:chicken, family portraits, family-life, family life, empty nest, left the roost, hatched, gone away, abandonment, abandoned, old age, foul, poultry, eggs, chicken coup, hatch, hen, rooster, over easy, scrambled, yolk, mom, mother, children, kids, grown children, contact, contacting, writing home, write, phone calls, tea, tea time, lonely, grown children, old women, old ladies, letter writing, letters
'I'm an attorney. My card -- pay no attention to the fine print.'
Tags:attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, card, cards, fine print, fine prints, small print, small prints, ignore, ignores, ignored, ignoring, detail, details, detailed, detailing, business card, business cards, contact, contacts, contacting, contacted, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, slap, slaps, slapping, slapped, slapper, slappers, contact, contacts, contacting, contacted, full-contact, full contact, hit, hits, hitting, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, train, trains, training, trained, trainer, trainers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"We'll start by typing in - IS THERE ANYBODY THERE - then click SEARCH" (Modern day seance using laptops)
'It Really IS a Small World.'
'It Really IS a Small World.'
'Sure, you write me, but you never instant-message me.'
'Offshored jobs. Make cash. Work at home. To contact: Build big fire.'
'Try to avoid eye contact.'
'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'
'Don't email me. I'll email you.'
'Quick! ontact my doctor!'
'Tantor, switch on your mobile phone Tarzan's been trying to call you for hours...'
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye-doctor, eye-doctors, contact lens, contact lenses, contact, contacts, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, customer service, customer services, word play, word-play, pun, puns, contact, contacting, communication, communications
"The grandkids don't call because now all they do is text."
Tags:telephone, telephones, phones, phone, landlines, landline, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandmother, grandfathers, grandmothers, grandkids, grandchildren, text, texting, texts, texted, phone calls, phone call, messaging, contact, contacts, contacting, contacted, generational gap, generational gaps, communicate, communicating, communicated, communications, communication
'It's my boss. He has me on buttdial."
Tags:boss, bosses, phone, phones, phoning, mobile, mobiles, cell phone, cell phones, work mobile, work phone, employee, employees, dial, dials, dialing, speeddial, speeddialing, buttdial, accident, accidents, sit, sat, sat on his phone, butt-dial, butt-dialed, annoy, annoyed, annoying, wife, wives, husband, husbands, office, offices, home, at home, end of the day, constant, contact, contacts, contacting, making contact