Contacting Cartoons and Comics

"He's away attending to a personal matter, but he did leave a number where he can't be reached."

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

Phone Directories

Dear Dad. Turn on your cell phone.

'Are you serious?! Your parents took away all your phone and internet privileges?'

'...and they never write or visit!'

'I'm an attorney. My card -- pay no attention to the fine print.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"We'll start by typing in - IS THERE ANYBODY THERE - then click SEARCH" (Modern day seance using laptops)

'It Really IS a Small World.'

'It Really IS a Small World.'

'Sure, you write me, but you never instant-message me.'

'Offshored jobs. Make cash. Work at home. To contact: Build big fire.'

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

'Tantor, switch on your mobile phone Tarzan's been trying to call you for hours...'

Handshake.

Reality Check.

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