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"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"
Tags:bird flu, bird flues, flu, flues, flu season, influenza, flu strain, flu strains, chicken, chickens, barnyard, barnyards, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, chicken coop, chicken coops, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, disease, diseases, disease transmission, contagious, contagion, contagions, chicken little
'The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.'
'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'
"Of course, we got married in Italy in '59, so even though we have no symptoms our son in law thinks it's safest to cancel our annual family visit."
Tags:corona, coronavirus, corona virus, covid-19, flu, flus, virus, viruses, panic, panics, outbreak, outbreaks, epidemic, epidemics, pandemic, hysteria, mass hysteria, overreaction, overreactions, contagion, contagious, in laws, elderly parent, elderly parents, family, families, family visit, family visits, excuse, excuses
"You should only be worried if you never had it as a kid."
Tags:illness, ill, disease, diseases, communicable disease, communicable diseases, contagious, contagion, childhood disease, childhood, diseases, childhood illnesses, childhood illness, chickenpox, disfigure, disfigurement, deformed, deform, patronising, patronizing, patronise, patronize, bar, bars, pub, pubs
Tags:emotion, emotions, happy, happiness, miserable, grumpy, grumpiness, smiling, smile, smiles, frown, frowning, stranger, strangers, smiling at stranger, contagious, contagion, negative influence, negative influences, bad influence, bad influences, positive influence, positive influences, good influence, good influences
The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
Tags:cold, colds, influenza, knife crime, knife crimes, contagion, contagions, contagious, crimes, criminal, criminals, flu, germ, germs, contagious disease, contagious diseases, street crime, street crimes, thug, thugs, mugger, muggers, intimidation, germophobe, germophobes, germophobic, germophobics, germophobia, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria
"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."
Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis
Tags:catch of the day, catches of the day, contagious, contagion, cold, colds, catch a cold, catching a cold, strep, strep throat, flu, influenza, cold, colds, hepatitis, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, infection, infections, disease, diseases, bacteria, hygiene, doctor's office, doctor's offices, patient, patients, menu, menus, restaurant, restaurants
"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"
Tags:contagion, contagions, contagious, clean freak, clean freaks, germ, germs, germaphobe, germaphobes, germaphobic, germophobia, germophobic, germophobe, germaphobia, bar, bars, unclean, pickup line, pickup lines, chat up, chats up, chatting up, chat up line, chat up lines, pick-up line, hit on, hits on, hitting on
'All in favour of an MP cull, say 'aye'...'
Tags:badger, badgers, culls, cull, badger cull, rural britain, gloucestershire, farmer, farmers, tb, cattle, tuberculosis, contagion, contagions, contagious, disease, diseases, dairy farm, dairy farms, local, wildlife, wild-life, environment secretary, animal rights, animal activist, animal activists
"Now watch his reaction when I cough on him."
'Don't touch the fishing rod.'
'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'
'The Greek debt crisis could spread to countries beginning with letters 'F' and 'H'.'
'Poor work habits can be contagious, so we usually quarantine our new employees for a period of observation.'
'Whaddya mean sneeze the other way? I only know one way to sneeze.'
'I've changed my mind about becoming a doctor. . . you have to wash your hands too often!'
"It's Lyme disease again."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, lyme, lyme disease, deer, reindeer, tick, ticks, deer tick, deer ticks, diagnosis, diagnoses, doctor, doctors, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, exposure, illness, illnesses, contagion, contagions, disease vector, disease vectors, transmission, disease transmission
"I can see it from here."
Tags:dermatologist, dermatology, dermatologists, skin rashes, rashes, contagion, contagions, infection, infections, infectious, doctor, doctors, skin specialist, skin specialists, skin rash, rash, contagious, catching, virulent, scaly, gross, skin falling off, sloughing, hives, diagnosis, exam room, exam, skin condition
What to do when someone tall sits in front of you at the movies. . .
'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria