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"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"
Tags:bird flu, bird flues, flu, flues, flu season, influenza, flu strain, flu strains, chicken, chickens, barnyard, barnyards, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, chicken coop, chicken coops, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, disease, diseases, disease transmission, contagious, contagion, contagions, chicken little
'The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.'
'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'
"Of course, we got married in Italy in '59, so even though we have no symptoms our son in law thinks it's safest to cancel our annual family visit."
Tags:corona, coronavirus, corona virus, covid-19, flu, flus, virus, viruses, panic, panics, outbreak, outbreaks, epidemic, epidemics, pandemic, hysteria, mass hysteria, overreaction, overreactions, contagion, contagious, in laws, elderly parent, elderly parents, family, families, family visit, family visits, excuse, excuses
Tags:emotion, emotions, happy, happiness, miserable, grumpy, grumpiness, smiling, smile, smiles, frown, frowning, stranger, strangers, smiling at stranger, contagious, contagion, negative influence, negative influences, bad influence, bad influences, positive influence, positive influences, good influence, good influences
"You should only be worried if you never had it as a kid."
Tags:illness, ill, disease, diseases, communicable disease, communicable diseases, contagious, contagion, childhood disease, childhood, diseases, childhood illnesses, childhood illness, chickenpox, disfigure, disfigurement, deformed, deform, patronising, patronizing, patronise, patronize, bar, bars, pub, pubs
Tags:misinformation, misinformed, misinform, sensationalist media, sensationalist media coverage, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, illness, illness, mass panic, panic, flu, flus, flu strain, flu strains, flu virus, flu viruses, covid-19, coronavirus, corona, contagious, contagious disease, contagious diseases
"Oh! He must be sick."
"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
Tags:cold, colds, influenza, knife crime, knife crimes, contagion, contagions, contagious, crimes, criminal, criminals, flu, germ, germs, contagious disease, contagious diseases, street crime, street crimes, thug, thugs, mugger, muggers, intimidation, germophobe, germophobes, germophobic, germophobics, germophobia, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria
"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."
Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis
Tags:catch of the day, catches of the day, contagious, contagion, cold, colds, catch a cold, catching a cold, strep, strep throat, flu, influenza, cold, colds, hepatitis, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, infection, infections, disease, diseases, bacteria, hygiene, doctor's office, doctor's offices, patient, patients, menu, menus, restaurant, restaurants
"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"
Tags:contagion, contagions, contagious, clean freak, clean freaks, germ, germs, germaphobe, germaphobes, germaphobic, germophobia, germophobic, germophobe, germaphobia, bar, bars, unclean, pickup line, pickup lines, chat up, chats up, chatting up, chat up line, chat up lines, pick-up line, hit on, hits on, hitting on
'All in favour of an MP cull, say 'aye'...'
Tags:badger, badgers, culls, cull, badger cull, rural britain, gloucestershire, farmer, farmers, tb, cattle, tuberculosis, contagion, contagions, contagious, disease, diseases, dairy farm, dairy farms, local, wildlife, wild-life, environment secretary, animal rights, animal activist, animal activists
'Don't touch the fishing rod.'
'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'
'The Greek debt crisis could spread to countries beginning with letters 'F' and 'H'.'
'Whaddya mean sneeze the other way? I only know one way to sneeze.'
'Poor work habits can be contagious, so we usually quarantine our new employees for a period of observation.'
How corruption works...
'I've changed my mind about becoming a doctor. . . you have to wash your hands too often!'
'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'
'Do you see any signs of improvement in their conditions?!'
'Sorry to drag you in Doc. But I was reading your e-mails and noticed that one of my neighbours had a rash, could it be contagious?'
"I can see it from here."
Tags:dermatologist, dermatology, dermatologists, skin rashes, rashes, contagion, contagions, infection, infections, infectious, doctor, doctors, skin specialist, skin specialists, skin rash, rash, contagious, catching, virulent, scaly, gross, skin falling off, sloughing, hives, diagnosis, exam room, exam, skin condition