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'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'
The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
Tags:cold, colds, influenza, knife crime, knife crimes, contagion, contagions, contagious, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, flu, germ, germs, contagious disease, contagious diseases, street crime, street crimes, thug, thugs, mugger, muggers, intimidation, germophobe, germophobes, germophobic, germophobics, germophobia, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria
Pretty Soon: A terrible biological weapon will be released spreading disease to everyone with whom it comes in contact.
"I'm sorry, Dr. Etheridge is an epidemiologist, not a general practitioners. But maybe if you get a group together, he would see you."
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
Doctor's Office: Closed - Staff out with Staff Infection
'Is this hospital any good for scarlet fever?'
"I'm stepping out of line!"
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"Lots of new virus strains out this week at the office."
"Thank you for your comments...I think. Back to you, Ed."
The cootie code!
Fade to black...
"Sorry it took so long. I'm the only one without hepatitis."
Tags:hepatitis, hepatitis b, infection, infections, disease, diseases, contagion, contagions, contagious, contagious disease, contagious diseases, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant staff, food hygiene, health and safety, health & safety, food safety, staff illness, staff illnesses, infectious disease, infectious diseases, food poisoning, chef, chefs, off-putting, unappetizing, unappetising, off putting, bodily fluids
'I need to do something about these cooties!'
'It's nothing serious I hope, doc.'
"I was going to stay home and watch TV, but I decided it'd be more fun to bring my mysterious rash for share and tell."
Doctor's sign: There are a lot of ailments going around. Don't sit close to each other.
Winter and all its blessings!
The office is a breeding ground for winter cold and flu germs.
'The annoying hair, the feminine voice, the high temperature...I'm prescribing 200mg of Bieber fever reliever twice daily. Go ahead and eat three right now.'
'I hear you've been sick. Well, you don't know what sick is. They tell me I may have cholera or yellow fever or something.'
"Look – now I've gone and caught your stupid disease!"
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctors surgery, doctors surgeries, exam room, examination room, medical examination, medical examinations, medical, gp, general practitioner, gps, general practitioners, family doctor, family doctors, disease, diseases, contagious, contagious disease, contagious diseases, contagion, infectious disease, infectious diseases, infectious, infection, bedside manner, bad bedside manner, unprofessional, unprofessional behavior, unprofessional behaviour