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'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'
The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
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"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
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"Who has the incredibly contagious virus that attacks the central nervous system, shutting down essential bodily functions?"
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Pretty Soon: A terrible biological weapon will be released spreading disease to everyone with whom it comes in contact.
"I'm sorry, Dr. Etheridge is an epidemiologist, not a general practitioners. But maybe if you get a group together, he would see you."
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
'Is this hospital any good for scarlet fever?'
Doctor's Office: Closed - Staff out with Staff Infection
"I'm stepping out of line!"
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"Lots of new virus strains out this week at the office."
"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."
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"Thank you for your comments...I think. Back to you, Ed."
The cootie code!
Fade to black...
"Sorry it took so long. I'm the only one without hepatitis."
Tags:hepatitis, hepatitis b, infection, infections, disease, diseases, contagion, contagions, contagious, contagious disease, contagious diseases, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant staff, food hygiene, health and safety, health & safety, food safety, staff illness, staff illnesses, infectious disease, infectious diseases, food poisoning, chef, chefs, off-putting, unappetizing, unappetising, off putting, bodily fluids
'I need to do something about these cooties!'
'It's nothing serious I hope, doc.'
"I was going to stay home and watch TV, but I decided it'd be more fun to bring my mysterious rash for share and tell."
Doctor's sign: There are a lot of ailments going around. Don't sit close to each other.
Winter and all its blessings!
The office is a breeding ground for winter cold and flu germs.