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'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'
The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
Pretty Soon: A terrible biological weapon will be released spreading disease to everyone with whom it comes in contact.
"I'm sorry, Dr. Etheridge is an epidemiologist, not a general practitioners. But maybe if you get a group together, he would see you."
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
'Is this hospital any good for scarlet fever?'
Doctor's Office: Closed - Staff out with Staff Infection
"I'm stepping out of line!"
"Lots of new virus strains out this week at the office."
"Thank you for your comments...I think. Back to you, Ed."
Fade to black...
'I need to do something about these cooties!'
The cootie code!
"Sorry it took so long. I'm the only one without hepatitis."
'It's nothing serious I hope, doc.'
"I was going to stay home and watch TV, but I decided it'd be more fun to bring my mysterious rash for share and tell."
Doctor's sign: There are a lot of ailments going around. Don't sit close to each other.
The office is a breeding ground for winter cold and flu germs.
'The annoying hair, the feminine voice, the high temperature...I'm prescribing 200mg of Bieber fever reliever twice daily. Go ahead and eat three right now.'
Winter and all its blessings!
'I hear you've been sick. Well, you don't know what sick is. They tell me I may have cholera or yellow fever or something.'
"Look – now I've gone and caught your stupid disease!"