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"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
"Blood brothers? You mean mix our blood together? Haven't you heard of hepatitis? AIDS? Ebola?"
"Your honor, the jury was unable to reach a verdict because one juror didn't agree. AACK! However, he changed his mind and we now have a unanimous verdict."
'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'
"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"
'Jack, we could stop falling down this stupid hill if you'd stop worrying about contaminants in our tap water.'
A stack of chamber pots sits next to a horror show.
I think I've found the answer.
"Waiter, there's a phone in my soup!"
"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."
"I think my car has water in the carburetor."
"Somebody found a finger in a salad?!"
"If I become a vegetarian, the only thing I will miss the cholesterol, chemicals, pesticides, hormones, antibiotics and E. coli sometimes found in meat, chicken and fish."
Water needs filtration.