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"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
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Everything looks OK here.
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"Blood brothers? You mean mix our blood together? Haven't you heard of hepatitis? AIDS? Ebola?"
"Your honor, the jury was unable to reach a verdict because one juror didn't agree. AACK! However, he changed his mind and we now have a unanimous verdict."
'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'
"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"
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'Jack, we could stop falling down this stupid hill if you'd stop worrying about contaminants in our tap water.'
A stack of chamber pots sits next to a horror show.
I think I've found the answer.
"Waiter, there's a phone in my soup!"
"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."
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"I think my car has water in the carburetor."
"Somebody found a finger in a salad?!"
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"If I become a vegetarian, the only thing I will miss the cholesterol, chemicals, pesticides, hormones, antibiotics and E. coli sometimes found in meat, chicken and fish."
Water needs filtration.