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"Thanks, but I'll just stick with beer."
Tags:cola, colas, soda, sodas, soda machine, soda machines, marketing, health scare, health scares, contamination, contamination scare, contamination scares, outbreak, outbreaks, e. coli, e coli, contaminated, beverage, beverages, food hygiene, food safety, play it safe, plays it safe, playing it safe, unhealthy, pop, fizzy, beer, beer drinker, beer drinkers, drinking beer
"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
Tags:food poisoning, restaurant, restaurants, restaurant review, restaurant reviews, food review, food reviews, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, food critic, food critics, tender stomach, tender stomachs, tender tummy, tender tummies, illness, illnesses, outbreak, outbreaks, foodborne illness, foodborne illnesses, foodborne disease, foodborne diseases, foodborne pathogen, foodborne pathogens, bacteria, virus, viruses, contaminate, contaminated, contaminant, contaminants, sickness, priority, priorities
"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."
Tags:lab, labs, science lab, science labs, laboratory, laboratories, science, scientist, scientists, bad scientist, mad scientist, science experiment, science experiments, science experiment gone wrong, sample, samples, contaminate, contaminates, contaminated, pass the buck, passing the buck, pass the blame, passing the blame, blame game, blame, blaming, deny, denying, clone, clones
"Plain, buttered, or Ramon?"
Tags:popcorn, popcorn machine, popcorn machines, movie theater, movie theatre, cinema, cinemas, plain, buttered, variety, varieties, flavor, flavors, flavoring, flavour, flavours, flavouring, candy, candies, candy stand, candy stands, hygiene, food hygiene, unhygienic, contaminate, contaminates, contaminated
Our Troubled Chowders
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, complaint, complaints, complaining, chowder, chowders, soup, seafood, pollution, water pollution, medical waste, syringe, syringes, waste, garbage, trash, rubbish, environment, environmental destruction, nature, environmental issues, water, ocean, sea, contaminated, food safety, unhygienic, unsanitary, modern life
"Blood brothers? You mean mix our blood together? Haven't you heard of hepatitis? AIDS? Ebola?"
'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'
"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"
"Your honor, the jury was unable to reach a verdict because one juror didn't agree. AACK! However, he changed his mind and we now have a unanimous verdict."
Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.
Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, customer service, service, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, preparing food, health and safety, food safety, food hygiene, hygiene, unhygienic, health hazard, health hazards, low cuisine, beef, tainted beef, government, governments, federal government, federal governments, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, governmental control, government controls, government control, libertarian, libertarians, libertarianism, mad cow, mad cow disease, ecoli, e coli, e. coli, bacteria, contaminated, contamination
"There. Fly problem: solved. You need anything else, or can I go back to my break?"
Tags:diner, diners, restaurant, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, food server, food servers, eating out, dining out, fly, flies, soup, soups, bad service, bad customer service, customer service, service, contaminate, contaminated, contaminates, insect, insects, food hygiene, food hygiene issue, food hygiene issues
"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"
Tags:fish, goldfish, gold fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, boil, boils, boiled, water, contaminate, contaminates, contaminated, contaminant, contaminants, contamination, boil-water advisory, boil-water order, boil-water advisories, boil-water orders, pathogen, pathogens, panic, panics, panicking, panicked, scare, scares, scaring, scary, fear, fears
Ed was growing concerned about the effect the recent oil spill was having on the local fish supply
'Fly season: The one time all year that anyone pays attention what anyone else in the office is doing.'
"Why buy irradiated food? It'll all get re-contaminated back here anyway."
'Sorry to keep asking, but are you sure you prepared mine separately?'
"The upcoming story is on 'green pork.' It's either about state subsidies for solar power, or more trouble at Chipotle."
"We wish we could drink the water."
Tags:minnesota, wishing wells, flint, water pollution, water contamination, water pollutant, water pollutants, wishing well, water source, water sources, drinking water, drinking waters, toxin, toxins, toxic, contamination, contaminated, environmental problem, environmental problems, industrial waste, industrial pollutant
We sent the lead to China.
"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."
'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'
'Caring for his patient's welfare, Doctor McWit goes with the two second, not the five second rule.'