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"Thanks, but I'll just stick with beer."
Tags:cola, colas, soda, sodas, soda machine, soda machines, marketing, health scare, health scares, contamination, contamination scare, contamination scares, outbreak, outbreaks, e. coli, e coli, contaminated, beverage, beverages, food hygiene, food safety, play it safe, plays it safe, playing it safe, unhealthy, pop, fizzy, beer, beer drinker, beer drinkers, drinking beer
"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."
Tags:disease, diseases, infection, infections, illness, infectious disease, infectious diseases, get well soon, contamination, patient, patients, introduction, introductions, first meeting, first meetings, patient zero, isolation room, isolation rooms, deadly disease, deadly diseases, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals
"You might want to do a rubber-glove count."
Tags:rubber glove, rubber gloves, rubber-glove count, rubber glove counts, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, foreign object, foreign objects, accident, accidents, accidental, surgical glove, surgical gloves, missing glove, missing gloves, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, professional chef, professional cook, complain, complaint, complaints, contamination, food contamination, contaminated food, incompetence, medical procedure, medical procedures
"This isn't tap water, is it?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, water, tap water, bottled water, drink, drinks, drinking, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, diet, diets, fitness, contamination, pretentious, consumerism, modern life
Tags:lunch, lunches, lunching, true story, true stories, cockroach, cockroaches, discount, discounts, contaminant, contaminants, contamination, contaminate, contaminates, insect, insects, vermin, check, checks, bill, bills, restaurant, omelette, omelettes, omelet, omelets, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast spot, breakfast spots, hole in the wall, holes in the wall
'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'
"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"
"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."
Tags:food, cookout, cookouts, barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, barbequing, barbeque, barbeques, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, beef, ground beef, chuck, mince, dining, eating, cooking, recalled, recall, recalls, patty, pattie, patties, meat, ethics, unethical, relationship, relationships, contamination, e. coli, food poisoning, food safety, health inspector, health inspectors, food recall, food recalls
"Your honor, the jury was unable to reach a verdict because one juror didn't agree. AACK! However, he changed his mind and we now have a unanimous verdict."
'Someday, just for a change, why can't we send American Flu to Asia?'
'Don't waste time on the dry foods, gang - head straight for that banana cream pie!'
The world feeds climate change with oil.
Tags:grimp reaper, grim reapers, angel of death, climate change, weird weather, global warming, oil, oil addict, oil addicts, oil addiction, oil dependence, oil dependent, fuelling climate change, waste, wasteful, excess, excessive, pollute, pollutes, pollution, contaminate, contaminates, contamination
"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, preparing food, food safety, food hygiene, hygiene, unhygienic, health hazard, health hazards, dangerous, risky, contamination, bacteria, germs, food poisoning, clean, cleanliness, washing hands, handwashing, hand washing, wash, washing, soup, meat, salads, salad, meal, meals, meal preparation, bad chef, bad chefs
Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, customer service, service, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, preparing food, health and safety, food safety, food hygiene, hygiene, unhygienic, health hazard, health hazards, low cuisine, beef, tainted beef, government, governments, federal government, federal governments, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, governmental control, government controls, government control, libertarian, libertarians, libertarianism, mad cow, mad cow disease, ecoli, e coli, e. coli, bacteria, contaminated, contamination
"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"
Tags:fish, goldfish, gold fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, boil, boils, boiled, water, contaminate, contaminates, contaminated, contaminant, contaminants, contamination, boil-water advisory, boil-water order, boil-water advisories, boil-water orders, pathogen, pathogens, panic, panics, panicking, panicked, scare, scares, scaring, scary, fear, fears
'Oh my gosh, weapons of mass destruction!"
'Of course this unkown flu that you and everyone else has caught is harmless, Mr Bell.'
"Why buy irradiated food? It'll all get re-contaminated back here anyway."
"Confound it - somebody put a tuna fish in our mercury."
I think I've found the answer.
"There's something peculiar about all this..."
'I'll have the chopped steak, without bacterial contamination and without mad cow virus.'
The industrial waste of Male Hormone Replacement Laboratories has an effect on local animals.