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"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."
"If we're going to continue ignoring each other, we'll need a lot more reading material."
After travelling mroe than 3,000,000,000 miles the spacecraft 'New Horizons' zups past Pluto... ... and continues on."
'You did very well. The first chapter is always the most difficult.'
'He's a stupid golfer who ignored repeated shouts of 'fore.' Go ahead and play it where it lies!'
'Keep running bunny! Someday people will finally forget what Christmas and Easter were about.'
'John McCain wants reform now! -- he says illegal immigration is NOT a problem... To continue this cartoon in English, press 'one.''
"We have you down for reincarnation but before we proceed do you have any preferences regarding nationality, gender, status etc?"
"Let's not carry this too far."