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"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
'You're hooked, Bobby, Hooked on phonics, And we're going to make you better - but this is contraband,'
Tags:profiteer, profiteering, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, targeted advertising, targeted ads, targeted adverts, algorithm, algorithms, the algorithm, online marketing, online shopping, watch, watches, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales person, contraband, street vendor, street vendors, gesture, gestures, mistake, mistaken, misinterpret, misinterpreted, misunderstand, misunderstood
"You're getting warmer."
Sorry Mable, you know the rules, no mobile devices allowed on quiz nights.
Tags:food cart, food carts, food trolley, food trolleys, street food, food stall, food stalls, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, food hygiene law, food hygiene laws, food hygiene rules, halloween, diet, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets, bad diet, bad diets, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, creep, creepy, black market, the black market, secretive, secret, secrets, naughtiness, naughty food, naughty foods, contraband, contraband goods
"Pssst... Hey, kid. Wanna run with scissors?"
"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, visitation, visitor, visitors, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, adult child, family, families, useless, pointless, unhelpful, foiled, failed, failure, failures, escape, escape plan, escape plans, jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison break, prison breaks, make-up, makeup, make up, nail polish, nail file, nail files, lip gloss, lip stick, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, ruined plan, ruined plans, innocent, naive, contraband, smuggling, tool, tools
'Honestly, Clara, you know I don't like auctions anyway, but this...!'
Christmas Coat Sale
Tags:christmas, christmas time, christmas shopping, christmas shopper, christmas shoppers, christmas shopping, watch, watches, sale, sales, winter sale, winter sales, christmas sale, christmas sales, street vendors, street vendors, shop window, shop windows, pedlar, pedlars, peddling, contraband, contraband goods, fake watch, fake watches, contraband watch, contraband watches
Tags:salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, sales man, sales men, sales person, sales people, saleswoman, saleswomen, sales woman, sales women, contraband, black market, the black market, egg, eggs, chicken, chickens, door to door salesman, door to door salesmen, door to door sales, canvassing
"My wife is so thoughtful! She sent a Swiss Army shank for my birthday!"
Tags:prison, prisoners, prisoner, prisons, jails, crimes, criminal, criminals, shanks, contraband, convict, convicts, birthday, birthdays, present, presents, gift, gifts, jail, cellmates, incarceration, incarcerated, convicts, cons, shank, prison shank, multitool, multi-tool, multi-tools, multitools, tools, weapons, killing, murder, jail cell
"There's no weapon in the pie. The weapon IS the pie."
"We found this on the floor of his cell, Sir, alongside a pile of unexplained crumbs."
'I got one tough kindergarten teacher. You have to check your cell phones at the door.'
'I baked a file into it like you asked, but I was worried about you cutting your tongue, so I broke it into lots of chewable pieces first.'
"Then bring a smaller gun next time."
Tags:gun, guns, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, smuggle, instrument, instruments, musical instrument, musical instruments, violin case, cello case, cases, instrument cases, instrument case, hidden, concealed weapon, concealed weapons, contraband, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mafia, suspicious, criminal, criminals, gun control, too big, oversized
'I had to throw all those cakes you've been sending because you keep leaving sharp implements in them.'
"While I don't have a formal background in finance, I did corner the cigarette market while I was doing time."
Tags:criminal record, criminal records, jail time, prison time, contraband, contrabands, work experience, job candidate, job candidates, job interview, job interviews, job applicant, job applicants, financial, finance, finances, financials, businessmen, businessman, convict, convicts, ex-con, ex-cons, ex con, ex cons, ex convict, ex convicts
'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'
'I heard they took away your rubber band gun. . . want me to show you how to make a slingshot?'
'Ya don't scare me copper. I'll break out'a dis joint an come round an poop on ya lawn.'
"PSSSST - Wanna buy some personal information?"
"I made this cake just like you said to: Cake mix, eggs, water, oil, and a ten inch mill file."