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'I baked a file into it like you asked, but I was worried about you cutting your tongue, so I broke it into lots of chewable pieces first.'
"While I don't have a formal background in finance, I did corner the cigarette market while I was doing time."
"I made this cake just like you said to: Cake mix, eggs, water, oil, and a ten inch mill file."
"Psst ... I hid a file in the cake."
'That's why I always back up my files.'
"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."
'This way, please. Additional screening required.'
"I don't believe you have nothing to declare. I'll have to ask you to consent to a strip search."
"Hey!! What am I supposed to do with this?!!"
"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."
"We live in a cell. Why can't we have a cellphone?"