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'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'
'Sis, you would have gotten a lot more candy, too, if you'd used these sketchy rubber socks I found in Dad's dresser.'
"Don't get me wrong. I think the morning-after pill is great. It's just that right now my problem is lining up something for the night before."
"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."
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"...and for you, Dorothy, that I.U.D. you've been wanting."
Upcoming Vatican Announcements
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"Don't tell Noah about the vasectomy."
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'We lemmings no longer jump into the sea! Now we limit our population with birth control!'
"I blame the parents."
"Wouldn't be my first choice for birth control, but it'll definitely help."
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"I thought you were on the pill."
"He was conceived in a fit of irony."
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"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."
'I'm sorry, Madam, but your child exhibits distinct signs. . . of becoming a U.S. member of congress!'
The Santorum Court of Moral probity.
'Have you ever seen an ultrasound? The baby looks like a bean...I support the rights of bean shaped humans...until they become women shaped humans.'
'It's a zen diaphragm.'
"No, setting up a sterile field doesn't mean I'm giving you a vasectomy."
'I only just made it before my Dad's vasectomy...'
'No more kids, Steve -- I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.'
"I'm just preparing for the future. With self-driving cars the backseat is where all the action is going to be."
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