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'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'
'Sis, you would have gotten a lot more candy, too, if you'd used these sketchy rubber socks I found in Dad's dresser.'
You have a visitor and...oh!...oh!...he looks angry!'
Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:
'I'm a practicing Catholic...but I really don't have a problem with the government's position on insurance and birth control.'
Upcoming Vatican Announcements
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"I can't wait for the condom to be invented!"
'We lemmings no longer jump into the sea! Now we limit our population with birth control!'
"I blame the parents."
"Wouldn't be my first choice for birth control, but it'll definitely help."
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Church vs Abortions
"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."
"Listen. If we're going to be doing any serious pawing around, I want you to start wearing a flea collar."
'I know how to keep them under control...'
'I'm sorry, my dear. But contraception is far too important a matter to be left to women.'
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'It's a zen diaphragm.'
"If it was intentional, you pass - if it wasn't, you fail."
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'I only just made it before my Dad's vasectomy...'
'No more kids, Steve -- I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.'
Reliable Condom factory - 'This is your first day, isn't it son...?'
Cerne Abbas Giant
'Private! I said to search for IEDs!'