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Contract Killer Cartoons and Comics

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"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

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'You're 40+, your looks are gone and you're invisible to men. How would you like a career as a contract killer for the CIA?'

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"Make it look like natural selection."

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'I'm sorry, Mr. Corleone, but all of our hit girls are out on assignment.'

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'Make it look like an accident. Splatter him on a windshield.'

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'I thought I told you guys to take him out AT the ballgame.'

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Hank the vegetarian couldn't make it as a contract killer.

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'Sorry, I don't take contracts on cats, they're too difficult to bump off: They have nine lives!'

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"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

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Gangster's To-Do List

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'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

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"It's official. We've finally run out of good wise guy names."

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"I know he doesn't look like a hitman, but he's deadly with a silencer and he'll never talk to the police."

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