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'It says right here in your contract, folks: 'Some settling may occur during the first year'.'
"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."
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Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls
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'Don't sign any binding agreements that we can't un-bind.'
'Pick a contract...any contract!'
'Politics-free contract that was only a dream.'
'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'
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"The shovel's just a prop. I contract out the actual snow removal."
'Our efficiency expert's only recommendation was to continue his contract.'
'The books on this shelf contradict all the books on that shelf.'
'The fine print can be read only if held up to a mirror.'
"I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but you can't just leave Comcast."
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"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."
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'Trade you my Clark contract for your Dickenson file.'
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'our principal has a sore throat, so she will entertain questions from untenured teachers only.'
'Your job is to make sure the contract is not fair to all parties.'
'I feel great about being a hypochondriac!'
'My lawyer will get one of the wishes to make sure they are legally binding.'
Film Casting Co.
"But I've already made the ten tackles I'm contracted to make in each game!"